Happy Thanksgiving!
Need some post-feast laughs?
The market research company Terapeak helped us round up some of the strangest Thanksgiving-themed things people are selling on eBay.
There's a startling number of different turkey costume options on eBay, but this one is probably our favorite.
If that's not cute enough for you, you could be a sexy pilgrim.
If a full costume is too extreme, you can get a simple turkey hat:
Or a full head:
If you're a vegetarian but still want the classic turkey look on your dinner table, you could get this inflatable one instead.
Want to make sure your dolls have a festive Thanksgiving, too? You can get them this one-inch miniature frozen turkey.
Why not buy a doll hostess while you're at it?
Over the last 60 days, people have listed 1,160 personal family recipes, making about $1,405 total. Here's someone's banana pudding recipe:
You can buy 100 turkey feathers for $13.
Now, for some other things that don't meet the usual standards:
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